Monday, April 30, 2007

HEARTBREAK HOTEL LADIEZ.

I want to know.
I want to know all the juicy.
I want to know all the juicy messed up details.
I want to know all the juicy messed up details about the GUYS who have DICKED us girls over and sent us straight to heartbreak hotel with no mini bar to hold us over...

Please send me your true life stories about your experience to my MYSPACE... with "guys can be ass holes" in the subject line.
Maybe one day in the future, your revenge will be truely juicy.

xo
Katy

i.e. how he dumped you, how you found him, how you KNOW... (he's gay or seeing someone else or three girls at a time)

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

I'M NOT DEAD. AND NO, I DIDN'T BLOW PEREZ.

YO! Soo... I like to do yearly posts... as you can tell!
So I've come outta my cave... some of you've wondered maybe if I had died... or went and found myself in the desert... or went and had a secret baby... I dunno.

LOTS OF UPDATES.

1. SHOW WITH MIKA...4.25.07... SO MUCH FUN. Thanks for everyone who came and didn't throw rotten tomatoes at my during my premire of the song "Gay." I love my little Mika... I wished him fame for his birthday... and well if you haven't heard him... you should check my top 20. Freddie Mercury reborn with a twist of flamin! We were gonna get married... but um.

2. PEREZ.
He was so nice to give a shout out... there was no record label payolla or blow jobs or bags of weed exchanged. Sheer magic. I screamed when I saw it. FUN! Thanks for all the support and new love/listeners... I loved reading the hater comments... I did NOT have a back alley abortion and all those other stories that were really fun to read about.

3. VIRGIN RECORDS.
So... I have been through A LOT of hoops and hurdles and have wanted to jump off the Hollywood sign many times... but I think everything happens for a reason and the painful patience is paying off. I'm just compleating my deal with my new home VIRGIN (capitolmusicgroup) and then we're off to the races... they're SO syked... and I'm fucking ready already. We'll be having like 8 of of the songs that I've been rotating around on the site... and then 4 CRAZY NEW ONES. YaY. You should be dancing by end of summer...

4. Video for Thinking Of You...

director: "Katy I love you let me make you a rad video for free"
katy: "what a rip off, but okay"

result: amazing video premire next week.

Anyway. I'm calling my girls, we're gonna dance.
Come to the show next week. Acoustic.

P.S. IF ANYONE HAS ANY PICTURES FROM THE MIKA OR YELLOWCARD SHOW. SEND EM!



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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Usually... the bf's and I's cat comes pawing at the door around 4am... looking for whatever sloppy second love she can get. Suuuuuure... I'll throw down a cuddle... and kick her out after she purs relentlessly for a half an hour... but I do end up missing her. SO! When I woke this morning, to my dismay, she never came to us in the middle of the night. I asked the bf about it... but he wouldn't be bothered...UNTIL he hears a satisfied PUUURRR from his closet, behind the dresser drawers! WHAT! YES... I knew she wasn't getting fat off of FANCY FEAST! SHE WAS KNOCKED UP BY SOME STREET TOM! Evidence? THREEEEEEEE KITTIES! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! It's not even christmas! BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT! Oh, this is gonna be the BEST easter! Funnily enough, our cat (named rat... as she is a stray) had her children on WIRE HANGERS! I don't know what kind of message she is sending... I'll have none of that! I'm going to take care of them for 8 weeks and then KEEP one! What shall I name it? Oh please help me. I was thinking pussy... but then that sounded toooo... practical. BTW... why did my sister say... "take care of kitties? I wouldn't let you take care of my plant..."
Interesting...

I'm going to bed now... before I do...